MYSTERY BOX

THE MYSTERY BOX HAS ARRIVED! 

What you will get at minimum with the standard mystery box: two Scorpion Kings. What kinds? Blems, one-of's, less than perfects, former collaborations, one-of former collaborations, blanks (no scorpion inside), snookis (shorty), and some other colors/insects etc. never before seen by the public. 

What you will get at minimum with the MEGA mystery box: two Scorpion Kings. What kinds? Blems, one-of's, less than perfects, former collaborations, one-of former collaborations, blanks (no scorpion inside), snookis (shorty), smurfs, and some other colors/insects etc. never before seen by the public. You will also receive one soap-on-a-rope (blem/less than perfect) from our recent collaboration with Hobo Tactical. 

IF YOU ORDER MORE THAN ONE BOX- you WILL get different items, no repeats. 

And of course, you will see some UFO's with these orders. What is a UFO? Well, for this particular scenario it has nothing to do with the crash in Magenta, Italy, in 1933, but rather a random color/themed/featured Scorpion King that is randomly placed in some of the outgoing orders.  

What is a blem/less than perfect? they are still the same quality and durability of anything else we sell, they just didn't pass QC test for being 100% perfect. If you want a closer look, the featured product photo is literally what will be shipping, plus more.